Tag: humor
group name: themanicmommies
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August 02, 2007 04:05 PM EDT --
Question of the day:
If you were wearing a t-shirt with a slogan on it today, what would yours say? I asked this of some friends earlier - these are some of the responses I got:
"Not only is my . . .
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September 08, 2008 12:12 AM EDT --
With apologies to Judith Viorst.
Rewritten but originally written in 2006. Presented now for Back to School and Back to Pre-School.
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January 03, 2009 08:37 AM EST --
Hello All,
My son just turned 3 last week and I thought I would share one of his recent funny moments. I was sitting on the couch with him last week and he looked at me so serious and said, "Mom, . . .
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August 01, 2007 02:34 PM EDT --
Last weekend, I made the arduous journey from Oklahoma City to Dallas, Texas, along I-35. (Also known as The Highway of Death.) On Sunday, I made the return trip.
I think I have successfully used up my . . .
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November 20, 2007 09:06 AM EST --
I love Christmas. I love shopping for my girls for Christmas - and I usually spend entirely too much on shiny, blinky, noisy toys that my girls either don't play with, or break before the end . . .
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June 18, 2007 05:00 PM EDT --
Life is what happens while we’re making other plans.
I wish I could say I made that up. A friend told me that several years ago and it stuck with me. If things went according to my plans I would . . .
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August 09, 2006 02:23 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of--What do they call it?- protection- that I bought last month. It was overwhelming . . .
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June 04, 2007 03:15 PM EDT --
Six married men will be dropped off on an island with one car and three kids each for six weeks.
Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes.
There is no fast food.
Each man . . .
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December 07, 2007 10:40 AM EST --
So...I'm thinking. I've never been a big one for the holidays. I can remember loving Christmas and all that came with it when I was a kid, but then something switched. It's probably because . . .
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September 12, 2006 12:41 PM EDT --
Top 10 reasons not to do housework:
1. If you clean it today, it will just need cleaning again later. Clean is fleeting, but grungy can last forever.
2. Dust bunnies make nice pets . . .
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August 09, 2006 01:46 PM EDT --
I was up to seventy-three before I lost count. A lone woman standing in the feminine hygiene aisle looking for the same kind of -What do they call it?- protection- that I bought . . .
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October 01, 2007 01:51 AM EDT --
Today alone, I've had to tighten two doorknobs, board up a busted window, and re-lay a portion of carpet.
Yesterday, I had to reassemble a remote-control Lightning McQueen, remove a poptart from the . . .
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November 26, 2006 01:12 PM EST --
Emile was driving his pickumup truck down the levee pretty fast one day. A Louisiana State Trooper spotted Emile, and took off after him, but Emile just kept going faster and faster.
The trooper turned . . .
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November 20, 2006 01:16 PM EST --
Your feet stick to the kitchen floor..... and you don't care.
* When the kids are fighting, you threaten to lock them in a room together and not let them out until someone's bleeding.
* You . . .
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June 10, 2007 05:58 PM EDT --
DON'T MESS WITH MOM
The Childs Comments and Thoughts
My son came home from school one day,
with a smirk upon his face.
He decided . . .
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September 17, 2007 05:20 AM EDT --
Yook, a big, red fire fruck!' Teeden yelled as he ran to the window.
'Teeden, don't' say 'fruck' say, 'ter-uck.' Can you say 'ter-uck?''
'No I . . .
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June 21, 2006 09:54 AM EDT --
Whether you have a teenager or not, you know how crazy they are about their MP3 Players and downloading and listening to their favorite tunes. It is an amazing device. What's the point of the radio . . .
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September 22, 2007 11:28 AM EDT --
During the Little Dude's birthday party, Mom swiped a copy of Switchraft from my supply closet. Having reached the middle of the book, she called me the other night.
Mom: I'm at the part where . . .
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April 21, 2007 10:29 PM EDT --
I know I shouldn't be jealous, but by nature, I'm a pretty envious person. Since the time I was a chubby fourth grader, I've always been envious of the girls who managed to fit into a size . . .
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October 26, 2007 01:12 PM EDT --
Today while my youngest son and I were shopping he asked me another funny question. We were looking at the Halloween stuff and he ask me what I was going to be when I got to be a kid! He thought he would . . .
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